Posts Tagged ‘eastercon’

Home now, with leads aplenty, I’ve added pictures from phone and camera to the interweb, for your viewing pleasure.

To whet your appetite, there’s a rather painterly shot of a crane in Leeds.

Moving on, pictures of the Parkgate-to-Chester leg of my main walk are in a set on Flickr.


And in another set,  images in and around the Orbital 2008 SF Convention…

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A brief walk around the hotel where Orbital is happening, our home for four days: the Radisson Edwardian at Heathrow. This is not the first time we have stayed here – 17 years ago, we spend the night in this place, before Jen went to Leningrad for five months (to return weighing five stone). We left the confines of the hotel then, too – I remember how anomalous it seemed to find a normal pub in a residential street, just a few yards from the marble-and-chandelier dreamland of the hotel.
The Edwardian, with its glass and water, ancient-looking statues, palms and leather, is a great example of corporate hyperreality. It would be easy to decry it as some kind of inhuman postmodern space (and the Boys’ Book of Psychogeography encourages exactly that.) However there is a kind of community here – the Maître D arranging an extra break for the staff, rewarding them for their efforts in looking after 1,200 science fiction fans; the fans themselves, meeting this way for half a century now, affectionately described as a ‘tribe’ by Neil Gaiman; a self-assembled Easter service, one of Jen’s and my favourite events. So this place counts as a sort of ‘last homely house’ to me…



Turning right outside the entrance, McDonalds is the first landmark. Elongated M/’arches’ logos have been etched into the grass, presumably designed to foreshorten at drivers’ eye level to the approved design. The arches are hard to escape on this walk, as just about every metre of it is specked with McDonalds containers in various states of decay.


There was an unexpected green space behind the hotel, rough grass surrounded by a fence, graffiti painted out.


Soon there are real houses – still seeming incongruous after the airport, hotels and training centres of the orbital road.

A scrubby, scratchy park – branded as the Harlington Doorstep Walk – opens out, with views to (even more incongruously) farmland and a large dark barn. It isn’t much of a park, littered, the explanatory signboards irrecoverable beneath spraypaint (only the word ‘connectivity’ peering out). The fantasist in me thinks: the trees would make great camps and hideouts for kids. I hope they do get played in, not just filled with beer cans, carrier bags, and windblown McDonalds memes.


Back amongst the houses, I get slightly lost, seeing the hotel mirage-like from unexpected angles.


(Thinking about something author Charles Stross said earlier today: a generation is growing up who, thanks to GPS , may never know what it is to be lost.) I stick to a right-right-right algorithm, through rather cheerless roads (though a passing family, three generations stretched out along the pavement, seem cheerful enough). I begin to yearn for the fantasy-friendly warmth of the hotel. Houses date from the nineteenth century to now. Two children’s faces peer from an upstairs window. There’s the pub we went to in 1991.


Back on the main road; back to the hotel; looping round the back and through the car park. A setting sun gleams throught gaps between hotels, shining from tailfins. I have orbited Orbital. Fellow Con-attender denni_schnapp sees this area as ‘Heathrow wastelands’. I cannot disagree: there is something of the wasteland about this area. However, I don’t think this makes a bad place for a SF convention: a transitional space; focus-point for conflict between paradigms of accessible travel and environmentalism; J G Ballard’s backyard – where else should science fiction people be?


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I’m writing this on Easter Saturday, an in-between-time in the Christian calendar, G-d’s absence made official for a day. I’m in a hotel at Heathrow, a place that exists mainly to be part of the way to other places; sited just within the M25, the imposed city boundary explored by Iain Sinclair in his book London Orbital. We’re not actually going anywhere, though: I’m at Orbital, a science fiction convention, mingling with 1,200 people fluent in reimagined worlds, alternative realities, futures that break in to the present. Resting up. Two days ago I completed the latest leg of my walk, from Parkgate to Chester, through land I don’t know, weaving between countries, between pilgrimage and leisure ramble, art and lark, present and past. Jennie dropped me off and headed on down to Birmingham University to pursue her transgender theology research. As she left, a heron on the saltmarsh ate a fish and flapped lazily away towards the industrial park.

Ultimately I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m getting something about crossing and recrossing boundaries.

After the heron sighting, possibly the closest I have ever been to one of these birds, I resumed my walk. An immediate sidetrack took me along the Ropewalk, a path through a narrow park, presumably once an actual ropewalk where great lengths of rope would be twisted into being. I tried to skirt Little Neston but (after photographing a dead, abandoned Christmas tree – the first of three seen on this trip) was hurtled into suburban streets. Despite having lived most of my life in suburbs, I find walking through strange ones rather unnerving (more so than cities or countryside.) Perhaps it is because they exist purely to domicile the residents – they do not offer anything for the casual visitor to interact with.

Back in the open, wet wind cutting through me, just walking, the Dee on my right. Veering inland, through villages and farms that are pretty but somehow forbidding (similarly to the suburbs) – without shops, pubs or pavements, these seem like places for the residents only. Handwritten signs warning about traveller sightings in the vicinity add to the exclusive atmosphere. At Shotwick I visited St Michael’s Church, and learned that, like Parkgate, this had been a thriving port before the silting of the river prevented navigation by larger craft. Hard to imagine it as a bustling port, now. You can’t beat geography, it will get you in the end, playing some unexpected trump card. (I wonder what equivalent of silt will eventually silence today’s transport and communication hubs – rendering Heathrow, Spaghetti Junction, and Google as quiet as this place).

Soon after this I negotiated the roundabout where the A550 meets the A558 and found myself (actually a bit lost) in an industrial estate which featured a substantial rookery (ie trees with rooks’ nests, not a mazelike slum filled with Dickensian crime-urchins). Dual-language signs indicated that I had crossed into Wales. I found a disused railway line, transformed into a cycling track and footpath, which headed towards Chester. These kind of paths are like bit like the hyperspace wormholes of science fiction – the directness of the former railways enables you to get to places quickly, without the need to navigate – just keep walking, mile on mile – it almost feels like cheating.


They also act as a kind of subconscious to the towns they pass through, the place where awkward detritus ends up – abandoned beds, dead Christmas trees (artificial and organic), wild growth, secret burnings and scribblings. Some graffiti was quite nice – Ryan’s account of his love for Rachel, recounted on the bench where their first date and kiss occurred, et seq.

A mile or so outside Chester I switched to the path along the Shropshire Union Canal. Entering a city via a waterway is a gentle and somewhat covert way in – it’s hard to tell where the city limits have been crossed, you just sort of arrive, behind things. I climbed up to street level when the buildings looked big enough to be interesting; walked through a terrace/student area and found the city walls. A bookshop on the wall offered some restorative moments. I decided to save a proper exploration of Chester for another time (science fiction was calling me by then), and walked briskly to the station, stopping only for a pint in the Union Vaults, a corner pub with nice beer and an excitable clientele (on this day discussing loudly whether, if we all marched to Westminster at once to institute an Anarchist state, they would be allowed to shoot at us).

The places on this journey were not mine – across flat landscapes where the sky seemed big and empty. Now and again a strange cluster of things caught my eye: daffodils around a No Through Road sign; a discarded leather jacket behind a stone gatepost, snails clustered in its empty socket. Metal fenceposts sang in the wind.


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